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so you once wrote that in France, it's normal for women to have an active sex life. Does that mean that there's less "slut shaming"? I'm just curious to know the difference between French and American culture in this aspect (:

Anonymous

I don’t think there’s less slut shaming since the assholes are the ones slut-shaming and we have pretty much the same amount of them. So no matter what women do or think, there will always be the same amount of assholes treating them like shit.

However, I feel like French society system puts less pressure on the women’s shoulders to be the “perfect wife” incarnation. In the US (from what I understand with my European point of view…), it seems like women are raised to be perfectly virgin, then perfectly devoted to a man, then perfectly trained to harrass their kids with unecessary and exhausting activities in order to fit this idea of family perfection. When they take another path, they’re outcasts.

Here, there’s no perfect family. There’s no perfect wife. We know that everyone has their own right fit, that every kid is different and that we all have our own special needs. We don’t try to dictate a way to act or a way to live. And most importantly, we don’t care at all about what people do with their lives. If a woman likes to go out every night and fuck with different men, it’s fine. The only “thing” we ask women to do is be themselves. In a way, we kinda live like in a real life “Sex and the city” show, minus the fact that we don’t feel outstanding or amazingly revolutionary for having sex. It’s part of life, like eating and breathing : people have needs, sex is one of them, period. 

American conception of sexuality is very aggressive to me. American’s obsession of perfection even dictates how you should have sex. The positions, the people you’re having sex with, even what kind of pleasure you should get. When I read or see on tumblr what Americans “like” about sex, I’m seriously concerned. I don’t do this often because I think it’s sort of bad to say one country gets it better than another because cultural differences are meant to be respected, but on this one, I truly think France does it better at educating people about sex. And when I say educating, I don’t mean Sex Ed (even though I also think we do it better..), I mean the pleasure of sex, the pleasure of feeling good with your body. When I see people’s fantansies, honestly, I think they don’t know a thing about pleasure and that their sexual life is boring as fuck… 

I’m gonna give you a very simple example. When I was 16, I went on a school trip, two weeks in Italy. When I opened my luggage at the hotel the first night, I found out a pack of condoms in my bag. I didn’t have any crush and I was miles away from having sex, but my parents have been young too in a past life and they knew what could happen when there’s only four teachers to watch 45 kids locked in hotel rooms. So instead of confronting me and saying I shouldn’t have sex because I’m too young, my parents thought that if I wanted to have sex, I’d have sex anyway with or without their consent, because this is how it works. And if I happened to want to have sex during this school trip, I needed condoms. What’s the message : do what you like, you don’t have to talk about it, just be responsible. Honestly, I was so embarassed to pull that condoms pack out of my suitcase in front of my friends, but I was also very glad to see that my parents were totally down with me “having fun”. 
And this example goes along many others, like the fact you can get condoms from your school nurse or automatic machines at every street corner. People distribute them in parties, also regardless of your gender because we feel being responsible is a shared task between men and women. There’s no shame for women to have condoms. It’s basic here, but when I read what some people say here, I’m really starting to worry this might not be “basic” to everyone…

When I hear people talk about relationships in France, they make it seems like it's normal to have an affair. Is this true? Or is it considered very bad

Anonymous

The French are pragmatic people when it comes to love. They know that some people have desires they can’t tame, they know that some desires also shouldn’t be tamed, and that it’s pointless to fight something that will happen anyway sooner or later. And we don’t have a “couple culture” like the Americans might have. It is okay here for a woman to be sexually very active when not married, just like it’s okay for a couple to be independant, to have a separated life from their partner. That can go from having an affair, which is the extreme version of an “independant life”,  to simply not seeing their friends with their partner and run a parallel social life.


The thing is that we don’t talk about intimate subjects. You have to understand that we do have a strong “culture du secret”, where you don’t talk about what is nobody’s business. It’s nobody’s business if you have an affair. Maybe your partner knows and is fine with it, maybe they don’t know and it’s bad, but it’s your problem, period. Here we don’t talk about people’s affairs unless they do make the first step, we don’t talk about money, incomes, politics, or even religion. These are personal subjects that are extremely intimate and we generally respect this intimacy.
For example, if you compare, our president Hollande had an affair with an actress what forced him to break up with the First Lady (they were not married though). The only thing we truly talked about regarding what happened is the brand of the scooter he used to visit her and Hollande and his scooter became a running joke. That’s it (no bullshit). With the Lewinsky case, it seemed like the whole world shattered. When Americans are like “OMG OMG OMG”, we’re like, “Hey, shit happens. Wants more wine?”

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How does the French feel about long distance relationships? Me and this amazing French guy have been seeing each other and having an awesome time together but he's going back to France for studies in September. I hate long distance relationships but I wouldn't mind it with him, so if most French guys won't do it, I'll just try not to like this guy even more :( aaaah

Anonymous

I can’t tell you exactly because everybody’s different, everybody reacts differently to long distance relationships.
My opinion on long distance relationships is that there are codes you should be aware of before comitting into it :
- Both need to be quite talkative. Talking is all you have in long distance relationships, you’d better date someone who doesn’t mind calling you/being called very often.
- It’s not about quantity, it’s about quality : When you see each other, you have to do really cool stuff together and spend really quality time together to keep the flame burning, you know what I mean.
- Be creative is a very enjoyable point : Being far away doesn’t mean you can’t surprise your partner, especially with internet. Little attentions are a key to me to preserve the affection you guys have for each other
- You also have to be quite independant to deal with the frustration of not having hugs or kisses or even social life together.

Think about all these points first. If you think you both are capable of that, then just directly talk to him about that. Honestly discuss that with him, and you’ll know right away. It’s better to have an honest “no” (so you know you can move on) than a shy “let’s try” and being stuck in a shitty situation!
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What is the most important thing to you in a relationship?

Anonymous

Hm… Trust I guess. When you know you can trust your partner, you can move mountains together. But sadly, trust is also one of the hardest things to have. 

Can I ask what the French think about what is attractive for a guy? I know looking natural is important, but what about muscle? Are buff guys considered attractive?

Anonymous

Well as a general rule, attractiveness or even beauty in France is mostly defined by harmony. You can be curvy, muscular, thin or anything as long as it looks harmonious and healthy. Like a very tall guy with huge muscles will look quite harmonious while a little guy with too much muscles will leave no doubt about his use of steroids and hence he won’t be “attractive”. Just like a too obese girl won’t look attractive because people will wonder about her health. 
And anyway, it’s all about personal taste too. Some girls like muscles on their man, some others don’t, just like some guys like chubby girls and others don’t. Consensus isn’t important when you find your right fit! :)

While I doubt I will ever have the pleasure of dating a French man, I do have a general question on dating. Is it true that dating in France is generally done with groups of friends? And that just a few kisses (not even passionate kisses) kind of means you two are in an exclusive serious relationship?


What do you mean exactly by “with groups of friends”? If you’re pointing the fact that French people hang out in bars in groups, that’s true. But when it comes to dating, the couple can go out with friends just like they can go out alone if they feel like sharing a moment just the two of them together… It’s up to them!

And no, few kisses doesn’t mean anything like that. French are quite fluid with their sexuality and lovelife, they can kiss or even have sex without “dating” each other for real. Dating is pretty much a decision both make when they feel they start to have feelings or an attraction strong enough to justify being exclusive to each other.

But I don’t mean that all French are like that. People have different personal stories and a kiss can shape into many forms… a kiss while drunk in a party is completely different than a kiss after longing for each other for a while. The first doesn’t mean anything while the second totally means the beginning of something. That has nothing with being French, it’s just life!

How the french people face sex and sexuality? I always heard frenchies are very liberal, is that true?

Anonymous

Yeah, we are liberal but in the meantime, we are very discreet about it. French don’t really regard relationships as sacred to be honest. They care much more about their happiness as an individual than as part of a couple. Consequently, they easily let their *minds* wander hoping they’d never have to pay for the consequences of their actions. However, it’s not in our culture to share about our night activities, like at all. You’re free to do what you want in your bed, but we just don’t want to hear about it xD 

Regarding sexuality, men and women are very equal: they get the same amount of pleasure. By that, I mean that women are just as free as men to go see if the grass is greener elsewhere. It’s okay for men OR women to date several people at a time when they’re not committed in a relationship. 

What are the French's views on finding love? Do you (the French) believe that everyone has the potential to find a mate or is love only reserved for the few, lucky and beautiful people?

Anonymous

Everybody deserves to love and to be loved back, man… 

I know that the French like to keep their intimate life private, but I just wanted to know what the general attitude was on casual sex. Is it frowned upon or accepted?

Anonymous

It’s more than accepted. Have fun xD 

Hi! Do French men prefer skinny women? Can they think a girl is pretty even though her skin might be bad (pimples etc)? Obviously this is individual but could you give me like an overview? :p

Anonymous

As a general rule, French men love confident women, who feel pretty and sexy just the way they are. No matter if they are skinny, fat, with flawless skin or not. It’s all about the general feeling the man will have when he’ll first meet you, that’s all :) 

Do you any common French pick-up lines?

Anonymous

Oh my god, French despise pick-up lines, you have no idea… You can be sure that if you try to talk to a girl by using a pick-up line, not only she’ll find it lame, but she mostly think you’re a loser. It’s like, the rule N°1 when it comes to French dating. 

The best pick-up line in French society must be spontaneous and specific to the person you’re talking to. In other words, you must adapt and try to find some subject the person might like. You better talk about the music around, if you have friends in common, the weather… I don’t know, anything will do but common pick-up lines.